Fireman & Elle play "The NewlyRed Game" :)

Fireman & I are going to play, too! We used to watch "The Newlywed Game" on the game show network and play.  He wasn't really a fan, but he did it for me, lol :) 

 Rules:

Answer the questions in your category first ( ie wife answer questions under wife)

Don't share your answers with your spouse.  Next answer the questions in your spouse's category, BUT answer how you THINK he/she will answer.

Have your spouse repeat the process, with no interference from you! Make sure they know to answer your category questions as he/she would think YOU would answer the questions!

Questions for the Wife:
*What would your husband say was the last thing you did, that made him give you "the look"?*
My answer: letting the gas be too low in my car... It gets "the look" every time :)
Fireman: the last thing I can think of was when you were resistant to counting. I don't remember giving you "the look" since then.  

Me: I didn't see that look. I said gas being too low. 

Fireman: lol. I know I gave you a look for that too. I just can't remember if that was before or after my answer. 

*What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?*
My answer: this one is hard! Maybe his business.. Just b/c of sexy-time ;) he doesn't talk about that, usually. 
Fireman: My stomach? I really don't talk about my cash & prizes very much.

*If I could burn one ( non implement ) possession of my husbands and get off scott-free it would be?*
My answer: old t-shirts that need to go, lol 
Fireman: my magazines? Lol

Me: ha! Yes, I change my answer. Lol :) 

Fireman: yea, that would've been my next guess. 

  
 *What shape would shape would your HoH say your backside is? 1) an apple 2) a pear 3) a pancake 4) never noticed...too distracted*
My answer: Apple. Am I the only one who thinks these are weird options? Lol
Fireman: Apple? 

*Nothing makes me sassier than ( blank).*
 My answer: when am I not sassy? Okay.... Being somewhere I don't want to be? 
 Fireman: when you're resistant. 


*True or False, if my family knew we were in a Dd relationship they would  A) be mortified B) be intrigued and ask questions C) High five my HoH, and tell him/her it was about time!*
My answer: depends on who it is. A, B, & C. Lol. Wait, why does that say true or false, when it's actually multiple choice? 
Fireman: A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     then MAYBE B after a few months. 


*When my husband does (blank) I wish I could spank my mother in law!*
My answer: 5 years ago, I would've had something to put.. Or maybe a few something's, lol. But now.... I don't know!  Leaving plates on the counter? I've got nothing... 
Fireman: OMG (that really was his first response lol) 
 -- Gets sympathy when I complain about being tired? 
Me: I understand what you mean.. but that's not exactly what drives me nuts, lol. (btw, his response makes me sound awful!! to explain, that happened several times after the kids were born.  really? who was tired.. me or him? that was my problem with those kinds of situations.. ) 

*When making whoopee, my husband's theme song should be A) I Will Survive B) Dancing with Myself C) Wake Me Up Before You Go Go D) Shook Me All Night Long*

My answer: D. Hands down ;) 
Fireman: Oh Good Lord.  None of the Above.  D, I suppose. 

Me: lol.  


*If (blank) was an Olympic sport, my husband would take the gold.*

My answer: Firefighting. :) 
Fireman: Um... being sexy.  LOL!

Me: oh, sure :) that too ;) 

*Two words that best describe my husband are _______ and _________.*
My answer: Just two??? Alright... loving and hotttttt :)  
Fireman: smart and loving


 Questions for the Husbands:

*What should your wife's theme song be?*
My answer: This is hard, too. I'll go with Shinedown, "I'll Follow You" :)

Fireman:  Sex on Fire
Me: Oh sweet Jesus
Fireman: just kidding, hang on.
   Somewhere with you - Kenny Chesney


*Finish this sentence, even before ttwd I wanted to spank my wife when she did (blank)*
My answer: Got a little mouthy? 
Fireman: Ran her mouth

*Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought (blank) would be something I'd spank with*
My answer: guitar strap thingy.. 
Fireman: Guitar strap.  LOL. 

*My wife is so adorable when she (blanks)*
My answer: plays with the kids? 
Fireman: begs for something
Me: Are you being dirty? lol
Fireman: lol, no. 

*If my wife never makes (blank) again for dinner, it would be too soon.*
My answer: I don't think I've made something we didn't like... I seriously messed up fajitas the first time I tried them, but I've since perfected it, lol.  
Fireman: Macaroni and Tomatoes. Btw, that's the ONLY thing you make that I don't like.. even though you don't make it for me. 
Me: that's what I was just going to reply.  I don't make that for you :) 

*Pick a bird to represent your wife.  What type of bird do you see yourself as?*
My answer: Oh, he's going to love this question, lol. I don't know birds, lol.  I would say... Omg, I have no idea.  LOL.  Maybe I'll just make us penguins together.  We are meant for each other like penguins are :) 
Fireman: I see you as that rainbow tropical bird.  Like in Rio. 
Me: the one in Rio is a blue macaw
Fireman: Yes, that's it.  I thought it was a macaw, but I wasn't sure.  You're like that bird. Very pretty, not plain or dull.  The kind that everyone would want if they could have one  (Awwwwwww!!!!!) I think I'm an eagle.  

*When I give my wife the 'look' often I am thinking (blank)*
My answer: You're on thin ice!!!!! :) 
Fireman: What I said or I'll belt your ass, lol.  

*The two words that sum up my wife are _______ and _______.*
My answer: fun and caring :) 

Fireman: perfect and priceless  (omg!!)


*If there was NO chance of getting caught, where is one place you would like to make whoopee?*

My answer: on the beach.. at an amusement park.. dressing room.  Do I have to pick just one? 

Fireman: An elevator. 
Me: oh yes. Add that to mine, lol :)


*Aside from her bottom, what is your wife's greatest asset?*
My Answer: He will say boobs, for sure. :) 
Fireman: Boobs!!!!!!!!


That was so fun :)  Some of fireman's responses surprised me, lol.  I'm sure some of mine will surprise him, too.  Feel free to copy and participate, if you haven't already!!! :)

xo, 
elle & fireman :)