Sir?

To be completely honest, I was particularly sassy yesterday. It was in little comments and facial expressions. For the most part, I didn't even realize it was happening. Oh, but it was happening. 

It was a good morning, but by afternoon, the kids had completely worn me out. #2 keeps waking up at night and wanting to either sleep in our bed or on the couch. I wouldn't mind if she got on the couch...without waking me up. But does that happen? No. Interrupted sleep = not fully rested Elle. Which means my general patience is decreased... Greatly somewhat. 

We had fiasco at the girls' extra-curricular activity. I had to take the baby, he was in the crummiest mood, left my phone in the car, #1's throat started hurting, #2 wouldn't go to her 2nd class. It was a mess. I had no way of getting ahold of fireman to see what was taking him so long (he is supposed to come pick up the baby we soon as he gets off work.. 40 minutes past that time, no fireman.) I threw in the towel and went home 45 minutes early. 

Enter super-sassy Elle. I wasn't rude, or even disrespectful I think. (Although fireman might not agree with that last one...). I just said things, more than playfully. I definitely was on edge and all tense. 

In the kitchen cooking dinner, at one point, he actually pulled my jeans down just slightly (revealing a super cute thong, if I say so myself.. And I think he was actually a little surprised by it, lol). He smacked, then grabbed my ass and said this is mine. I will not tolerate being talked to like this in my house. I will address this later. 

I think I just mumbled mmhmm while hanging on to my jeans and reminding him the kids were just in the other room. 

I think you can just say okay. 

Okayyyyyyy. 

Would you rather I require Yes,Sir? Or Yes, Daddy? 

You wouldn't. 

I could. 

Put a little spark in my head. I never imagined him ever wanting yes sir and certainly never daddy! I actually wonder how serious he was.  

I finished dinner with probably a little more sarcasm and sassiness, went to my exercise class, came home, and got the kids in bed. I hopped in the shower and I was pleasantly surprised when company joined ;) 

We had excellent maintenance, he talked the entire time. About any and everything. He asked how my day was, aside from the fiasco.  He told me he wanted new implements, something less thuddy, more stingy. Um, what about my opinion? I'll entertain your opinion. Entertain. But ultimately I will choose something. Very HoH~y. 

I guess I'll take any suggestions on a new implement. I know a lot of you have been buying from Blondie. I'm still afraid of a for-real paddle though! Maybe I'll buy a new hairbrush today and that will work for now ;) 

Xo, 
Elle